It's been so long since I haven't updated that thing . So ... a lot of things have changed lately : I'm graduating in a week, I just obtained my French diploma with mention bien, so I'm kinda proud of myself . In 22 days I'm leaving my beloved El Salvador. I've been living here for 5 years, and it'll be pretty hard to leave this life, my friends, my second family ( ...)and my grandparents, who have been like real parents to me. I'm going to a classe préaratoire in Rouen, France, and I plan to go to Colombia after 1 or 2 years there. I want to be an anthropologist, but let's see what happens in the future.

Dear "meguida" :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me as you ate enchilada and I saw you carve your initials into Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're emotional enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about To ruin the second world war.


Greetings to your freaky family,
-Marie-

RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Now I tag :

El juego es así: Empezá con 100% y quitale 1% por cada cosa que hayas hecho. Luego repostealo como soy __% virgen. Etiqueta a 10 amigos para el juego tenga un poco más de feedback!

PORCENTAJE HASTA AHORA: 100%

(x) Fumado
(x) Bebido alcohol
(x) Llorado cuando alguien murió
(x) Estado borracho(a)
( ) Tenido sexo
(x) Ido a un concierto
( ) Masturbado a alguien o te han masturbado
( ) Hecho sexo oral o recibido sexo oral
( ) Te han acosado verbal o sexualmente
( ) Has acosado verbal o sexualmente a alguien

PORCENTAJE HASTA AHORA: 95%

( ) Sentado en la falda de alguien o sentado a alguien en tus piernas
( ) Reido tan fuerte que algo se te salio de la nariz
( ) Sido infiel a tu novio(a)
( ) Sido engañada por tu novio(a)
( ) Ir a una fiesta de egresados
(x) Llorado en la escuela
(x) Perdido en algún Carrefour o Shopping
( ) Ido como un rayo
( ) Dado o recibido un "sexy dance"
( ) Tenido a alguien del sexo opuesto que te gusta en tu cuarto con otras intenciones.

PORCENTAJE HASTA AHORA:93%

( ) Dormido con alguien del sexo que te gusta
(x) Dormido en la casa de alguien, en su cama, del sexo que te gusta
( ) Besado un extraño
(x) Abrazado un extraño
(x) Estado desnudo en una piscina (de chiquita asi q no cuenta xD)
(x) Manejado un auto
(x) Recibido rayos-x
( ) Golpeado(a) por un auto
(x) Tenido una fiesta
( ) Ingerido drogas ilicitas

PORCENTAJE HASTA AHORA: 87%

( ) Jugado a desnudar a algo o alguien
( ) Recibido pago para que le hagas un ''strip'' a alguien
(x) Huido de tu casa
( ) Roto algún hueso
(x) Comido sushi
( ) Comprado pornografia
(x) Visto pornografia (dos segundos, por accidente)
( ) Hecho pornografia
( ) Te has enamorado de alguien de tu mismo sexo
(x) Has estado enamorado

PORCENTAJE HASTA AHORA: 83%

(x) Besado de lengua
(x) Reído tanto que lloraste
(x) Llorado tanto hasta quedarte dormido
( ) Reído tanto que te quedaste dormido
( ) Apuñalado tu mismo
( ) Disparado un arma
( ) Hablado ''mierda'' de alguien y después actuar como su mejor amigo
( ) Visto televisión por 8 horas consecutivas
( ) Estado conectado por 9 horas consecutivas
(x) Visto a un animal morir (un sancudo ??)

PORCENTAJE HASTA AHORA: 79%

(x) Visto a una persona morir (en Roissy CDG :S)
(x) Besado o estado con al menos una persona
(x) Mentido a alguien
( ) Mandado a alguien al hospital
(x) Husmeado en las cosas o el cuarto de alguien mas
( ) Besado a alguien del mismo sexo
(x) Vestido ''unk'' (para teatro )
( ) Vestido ''flogger''
(x) Vestido ''emo"
(x) Ido a una carrera de motocross

PORCENTAJE HASTA AHORA: 72%

(x) Evitado a alguien
(x) Sido rechazado
(x) Rechazar a alguien
(x) Conocido a una celebridad
(x) Tocado algún instrumento
(x) Corrido caballo
(x) Cortado tu mismo
( ) Usado un ''Bungee jumped''
(x) Molestado a alguien
(x) Ido a una fiesta salvaje

PORCENTAJE HASTA AHORA: 63%

(x) Sido atrapado robandote algo
(x) Pateado a un hombre o chico en las .....
( ) Robado un novio a una amiga o amigo
( ) Salido con el/la que le gusta a tu amiga(o)
( ) Sido arrestado o levantado
( ) Estado embarazada
(x) Vomitado en la cama
(x) Ido a otro país
(x) Quemado tu casa (bueno el sofa ... cuenta ?)
(x) Tenido un encuentro con un fantasma

PORCENTAJE HASTA AHORA: 57%

(x) Donado tu cabello a pacientes de cáncer
(x) Invitado a salir por alguien que jamás pensaste te fuera a invitar a salir
(x) Llorado sobre alguien del sexo que te gusta
( ) Tenido un novio(a) por 3 meses o mas
( ) Sentado sobre tu trasero todo el día
( ) Comido todo un envase de helado tu solo(a)
(x) Tenido un trabajo
( ) Estado en un equipo de deportes
(x) Sido llamado Put@
( ) Bailado como Put@

PORCENTAJE HASTA AHORA: 52%

( ) Sido confundido con una celebridad
( ) Estado en un accidente de carro
(x) Te han dicho que tienes uno ojos hermosos
(x) Te han dicho que tienes un pelo hermoso
( ) Violado a alguien
(x) Bailado bajo la lluvia
(x) Sido rechazado
( ) Ido de un restaurante sin pagar
(x) Golpeado a alguien en la cara

PORCENTAJE HASTA AHORA: 47%

Hellowpi Yeah I know I probably should be studying and doing my fucking litterature work but I just wanted to introduce you to my mother (the real one ... woohoo ) who just entered to dA because I finally convinced her. I personally think she writes
beautiful poems, and not only because she is the person I love most in this world ... I'm so happy my grand parents paid me a travel for my birthday, so I'll be able to see her in only 5 days. Well, people, just go and watch her work

Today's an happy day not only because I am turning 18 but also because I am waking up in a democratic country ! Yesterday, Mauricio Funes won the presidential elections, so he's the first socialist president in El Salvador since ... always ? Democracy has finally won in this country. So that's cool, it's a wonderful present